Rich people to Unbama: Raise our Taxes More

Supreme Leader Barack Unbama's campaign platform called for moderate increases for very wealthy Unmericans. To some, they don't go far enough.

Today, the Secret Rich Person's conclave voted unanimously to ask Supreme Leader Unbama to be able to pay more taxes. "Well, of course we don't want to pay more taxes," spokesperson Steve Fortune said. "But look at the alternatives. The nation is $11 trillion in debt. People are suffering all over. Unmericans need quality health care, education and public transit. Our country is fighting two wars."

"We became rich by being fiscally responsible. When our companies needed it, we raised funds to invest in their future. We're patriots, and want to invest in our nation as well. Under Supreme Leader Eisenhower, the top tax rates was 91%. Unbama doesn't have to go that far, but he can do better than the 3% tax increase he's proposing."